Below The Belt

I don't normally get pranked too easily, but tonight Mandy got me good. I've been complaining about my weight lately and that I was going to have to go on a diet. Tonight while in line for Zaxby's I'm sitting there in the car huffing and puffing to myself about what I've already eaten today and yet there I was still hungry. As I'm breathing in and out, Mandy slips her hand down, pops my seat belt and off it goes. Only I thought that I popped it off with my mega-belly so immediately I'm all "Good Grief I'm so fat I just broke the seat belt!!" She couldn't hold it in and just busted out laughing. It was all I could do to hush her so I could order a chicken tender plate.