Baby Fred where are you!!!
Baby's room painted...check.
Floors good and clean...check.
Crib, cradle, swing, and rocking chair put together and safe...check check check check.
House ready to be shown to the millions and millions of future visitors....check...sorta.
Baby Fred......still not ready....oh ok we can wait......we'll just pass the time by watching TV....or ummm I know I can cut grass.......let's rent a mov..ie... thumps twiddling... TV's boring...grass not growing....movie no good...BABY FRED WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!
This is torture.....