The bouncy seat is just one of 50 pieces of furniture in our baby arsenal. There’s the bouncy seat, papison swing, crib, cradle, bassinet, walker, high chair, car seat, and baby gym/tent. All of these are designed for one purpose and one purpose only…rest. Not for the baby but for Mommy and Daddy.
Now some will try and tell you that these things are good for exercise or they can be educational, but that’s like frosting on cake. Nobody wants the cake part it’s just there so we don’t look like a bunch of fatties for eating a bowl of frosting.
Also, if there were anyway for the above list to become available in “adult” sized models well that would just be the most awesome thing ever!!
I can just see myself kicking back in a giant swing listening to the sounds of the rain forest and staring at fake birds and butterflies circling overhead. Better yet I want my own bouncy seat except instead of a fake aquarium, I want a real one! With a real sea horse and turtles and I would hire a midget to scuba dive in it and fight an octopus. I’d call it the Bouncy Couch and instead of some cheesy elevator music it would play Jimmy Buffet and would serve buckets of fresh crab legs at the touch of a button. Man that would be the life... Just sitting back, getting bounced around while listen to Buffet, eating crab legs, and watching a midget fight an octopus.
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