- Do you still like Black People? (From a black person so don't send me hate mail)
- Did you get your hair cut at the same place as the cat?
- Wish I had the balls to do that...on second thought I'm glad I don't.
- What day do you leave for Basic Training?
- Can you move a little to the left, the glare off your head is making it hard to see
- WoW! You are taking this Charlie Brown thing to heart aren't you.
- WHAT DID YOU DO!! (From Lucy and most everyone else)
With all of these attempts at humor at my expense flying overhead, I've had time to craft a witty comeback: "My flux capasitor ran out of Uranium and I barely had to steal some so I could get back to 1802 and save the Doc. The radiation caused my hair to fall out, but lucky for him I was able to time a lightning bolt to hit a clock tower thus sending me back in time." What do you think? I know it needs more work. I gave it a shot but missed it by a......hair.